Disney4me Posted September 10 Report Posted September 10 Listen, you guys, I’ve seen my fair share of bufoonery and monkey business and even crime in Tiny Train Town in Disney World, but never did I think folks would stoop this low! It’s a DISASTER! As the Mayor of the Tiny Train Town in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT, I’m here to report to you a crime so heinous that it makes me sick to my stomach. We must find the culprit and apprehend them…I need your help! As you may recall, there was recently a HUGE update to Tiny Train Town, with a redesign of the town square, new buildings throughout the village, and many locations and figurines based on Disney movies and iconic parks characters. Shortly after, the town got an update for the Food & Wine Festival, complete with tiny food booths. It was incredible. Perfect. Wonderful. But then someone went and RUINED IT. The town had some changes recently! I’m here in despair to report that some of the absolute best new figurines in our miniature village have gone missing! And according to a Disney Cast Member, there is foul play involved. That’s right, park visitors have STOLEN some beloved Disney characters and I will not stand for it! Folks are MISSING And you know who exactly they’ve taken? The first victim is Dreamfinder, who was previously standing directly in front of this building. Listen folks, I know that Dreamfinder is coming back to EPCOT in the future, but that doesn’t mean you can have the tiny version of him all to yourself! He’s a joy to the public and deserves his spot of prominence for all to enjoy. Dreamfinder is gone! The other poor soul that has gone missing is the love of my life, Dr. Grant Seeker! You may recall him from the pre-show of DINOSAUR in Animal Kingdom (RIP). He was last seen in the town square, dino egg in hand. Now he has disappeared into the ether and my heart has been ripped out of my chest. I am SICK with worry! Dr. Seeker has been TAKEN Thankfully, police are on the scene investigating these disappearances. We’re collecting all the clues we can find. If you have any information about this robbery/kidnapping/heinous crime, please come forward and turn in the dastardly villain responsible. And you (yes, you, the thief) if you’re reading this, you are despicable! I hope your socks are always soggy, your pillow is always lumpy, and you never get the song you want on Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind. Why must you ruin good things for other people?! The police are here! For more Tiny Train Town updates, keep following along with DFB! * The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been. See More Misadventures of the Tiny Town Here! Join the DFB Newsletter to get all the breaking news right in your inbox! Click here to Subscribe! WE KNOW DISNEY. YOU CAN, TOO. Oh boy, planning a Disney trip can be quite the adventure, and we totally get it! But fear not, dear friends, we compiled EVERYTHING you need (and the things to avoid!) to plan the ULTIMATE Disney vacation. Whether you're a rookie or a seasoned pro, our insider tips and tricks will have you exploring the parks like never before. So come along with us, and get planning your most magical vacation ever! GET YOUR GUIDE NOW What do you think of the mischief happening in Tiny Train Town? Tell us in the comments! View the full article Quote
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