Disney4me Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 For many of us, it was love first sight the inaugural time we gazed into eyes of Baby Yoda on Disney+’s The Mandalorian! ©Disney And it seems not even a global pandemic could extinguish the flame that burns brightly in our hearts for this little guy! Baby Yoda merchandise is still coming out of the woodwork everywhere you turn and people are still ALL ABOUT it! While there have been plenty of Baby Yoda toys, apparel, and electronics, some of the items have been a bit more (how should we put this?) interesting. So interesting in fact, we’re really happy some of these Baby Yoda products didn’t see the light of day! (We hope we’re not bursting your bubble here, but these are [hopefully obviously!] NOT real products. Sorry guys! ) Baby Yoda Hand Vac We’re already having a hard time dealing with our obsessive desire to spot clean every surface around us right now. A Baby Yoda Hand Vac (while quite handy and adorable to look at) would definitely feed into our deep need for keeping things in order right now, and we’re not talking about the First Order! The Force is Strong With This Hand Vac I don’t know, maybe a Baby Yoda Hand Vac WOULD be helpful to have handy, especially because we could suck all the dog hair off our shirts before our Zoom meetings and look half-way presentable for once! Baby Yoda Litter Box Why should humans have all the fun? Animals love sweet Baby Yodes, too! That’s why we’re giving Mittens a Baby Yoda Litter Box for her next birthday! Baby Yoda is Watching Your Kitty! Of course, cats might naturally object to using a litter box that’s levitating four feet off the ground like Baby Yoda’s floating space egg pod! We may have to ensure ours stays firmly planted on the ground!! Baby Yoda Tweezers Trying out a new eyebrow shape has occurred to us several times now that we haven’t plucked for months! Pluck, Pluck BB Yodes! But a pair Baby Yoda Tweezers might prove to be too distracting! We’d be going for a shape like Rey’s brows and end up with something more like Jabba the Hutt’s! Baby Yoda Weed Wacker When it’s time to trim those Galaxy’s edges (of your driveway), we know the perfect tool to get the job done! We Doubt We’ll See This in Our Home Depot Anytime Soon! A Baby Yoda Weed Wacker would sure improve our feelings about yard work in general, but we’re thinking our love of Baby Yoda really applies more to indoor items. Baby Yoda Hair Dye Actually, we kinda wish we had some Baby Yoda Hair Dye right now to cover up some of these roots! Baby Yoda Knows How to Get Bounce AND Shine in His Locks! Our Dark Side is starting to show, and it doesn’t look PRETTY! Baby Yoda Jock Jams CD What better way to get jazzed about another long day of being trapped at home than with the new As-NEVER-Seen-on TV Baby Yoda Jock Jams CD?! We Feel Transported to the 90s Just Looking at This! Get yourself JUICED with title tracks including Batuusie Roll, Gonna Make You Use The Force, and Whoomp! There the Remote Is! Baby Yoda Troll Doll And finally, in an abomination of Baby Yoda items we’re relieved to see X-ed, we give you, the Baby Yoda Troll Doll. Don’t Rub the Gem on His Belly. Just Don’t. Eessh…that’s a tough pill to swallow! We think we’ll just leave Trolls to Universal instead! You see? Baby Yoda plush and t-shirts seem much more approachable than lawn care products, don’t they?! We’ll keep an eye out for the next wacky “Child” merch to hit the shelves, but until then, we’re gonna go pop on our pretend Baby Yoda edition JockJams in our heads and do some yard work! Do you wish any of these Baby Yoda products actually DID make the cut? Tell us which ones you would’ve bought in the comments below! Related posts:Baby Yoda Plush IS HERE! ACT FAST! Wait, This Baby Yoda Necklace Costs HOW MUCH?! You Can Now Get a Life-Sized and Scary Realistic Baby Yoda…But, It’ll Cost Ya! View the full article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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